
wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”
(via ilikeyoourdick)
“your good grades aren’t anything to be proud of because the school system is so flaw—” shut up. just shut the fuck up. i’m serious. tape your mouth shut. shut the fuck up
(Source: gundamibuki, via cum-castles)
*shy but actually a sex freak*
(via mycuppycake-)